My problem is chubby thumbs. They are not designed for those tiny smartphone keyboards.
And now I learn that I'm not the only one. Research In Motion, maker of the Blackberry, has applied for a patent for a keyboard that is friendlier to chubby thumbs. So you know there must be millions of us out there, sending messages like:
Billions of dollars have been invested in communications infrastructure to make this possible.Jihn: ate ypu xoming to thg meetimh tpday diwntpwm?
That autocorrect thing doesn't help either. Turn on autocorrect, and the message becomes:
Can you imagine receiving such a message on your smartphone?Jive: atom yperite ox to thug meerschaums tap dinner?
Emoufh saod. Czll me.